Jürgen Maruhn Friseurbesuch in Liverpool Tourist: My name is Robert, please.              I am a German tourist, please. Friseur: Yes. Tourist: Do you speak English, please? Friseur: Yes. Tourist: Can you see my head, please? Friseur: Yes. Tourist: Can you see my hair, please? Friseur: Yes. Tourist: Hair-cut, please. Friseur: Yes. Tourist: Don't cut it too short, please,              but don't leave it too long, please. Friseur (erzürnt): Yeah, yeah, yeah, Mister Please! Tourist: Would you please return my ear, please..